Feel free to contact me, should you wish.. but please bear in mind the following…

  • Nope, I don’t want or need your web design/SEO skills. Thanks anyway
  • Seriously.. I don’t want to be No.1 in Google!
  • While it’s lovely that you’d like to transfer some money into my account from a rich Prince in Nigeria… but unfortunately I don’t have a bank account. I deal only in gold bars.
  • So, if you have a genuine contact request, please go ahead I look forward to hearing from you!